Threat to Bureaucracy Black Tee

Folks, let me tell you, I've got the best T-shirt, like nobody has ever seen before. It's not just any old piece of cloth; it's a declaration that you're a threat to bureaucracy. The cotton? It's the finest, the best you can get. Pre-shrunk? Of course, because we don't do unexpected here; we do precision. Side-seamed construction? Look, it's like the shirt was built for you by the best tailors, because that's what we're about, perfection. The fit? It's going to be so good, you'll forget you're even wearing a shirt. It's like dressing in comfort and defiance at the same time. When you put this on, you're not just getting dressed; you're gearing up to take on the establishment. It's going to be beautiful, just beautiful.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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