Threat to Bureaucracy Red Tee

Folks, believe me, I've got the best T-shirt in the world, okay? It's gonna be tremendous. We’re gonna make you an offer, and frankly, you can't refuse it, because it's the best. This isn't just any shirt; this is a shirt that says you're a threat to bureaucracy. It's made from the finest, the most luxurious cotton. Pre-shrunk? You better believe it, because we like our shirts like our policies, no surprises. Side-seamed? Absolutely, we've got the best construction. And the fit? The fit is so perfect, so unlike anything you've ever seen, it's like wearing a suit of armor against inefficiency. When you wear this shirt, you're not just dressing up, you're making a statement. The bureaucrats, they won't know what hit them. It's big league, folks, big league.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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