Joe Rogan - "Alright, so, you've got this hat, right? It's not just any hat, it's a statement. It's the kind of hat you wear when you're like, "I'm done with the bullshit, I'm here to do me." It's made for those moments when you're sipping your coffee, or maybe something a little stronger, and you're just like, "I'm a threat to bureaucracy." It's got that perfect fit, you know, where it feels like it's part of your head. The brim? It's like a shield against the mundane crap life throws at you. When you wear this hat, you're not just covering your head; you're covering your ass from unnecessary complications. It's functional, it's stylish, and it's like a middle finger to the establishment. That's what this hat brings to the table, man, freedom and a little bit of rebellion."
• 100% chino cotton twill
• Green Camo color is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
